Algul võtad sa viina, siis võtab viin viina ja lõpuks võtab viin sinu - F. Scott Fitzgerald

pühapäev, 7. oktoober 2012

Quality


That was one hell of a weekend. Overall one of the best. I drank so much, I laughed so much and I talked with the sweetest friends so much.

On Friday we celebrated Dagmar's 18th B'day. There are three words that sum up the whole night: tequila, Gavin and hair. Me and Helis had a 0,7l tequila with us and right after we had arrived we got started. One shot after another. In one hour I had 4 shots and I didn't hit the floor after that so I just kept going. Boys' gift to Dagmar was a doll named Gavin? First they pasted it on to the wall but then I took it away and somebody dressed it and that looked sick. Then they decided to perform that elevator scene from Gangnam Style video. And finally the pasted it onto the ceiling. What the fuck ?!

At the same time I was hanging out with classmates and we reminded all the crazy things that have happened in our class. We got to the part when few years ago at a party I and one classmate cut each others hair. As I had just that morning cut his hair we thought that now he has to cut mine. And so he did with one other classmate. Nice :D Finally one dude also wanted to cut a bit of my hair. Win. Actually I'm really happy with the result. What happened next I can't remember.

During the evening I remember taking 11 tequila shots and this is were I lost the trace. Plus one tequila cocktail, glass of champagne and cider.

Drunkness: ******

On Saturday I was at another classmate's birthday party. Almost all the quests were the same which is actually the coolest part of the whole thing - two nights of partying with the same super cool people. Although I didn't drink alcohol at all, I had a really good time as I played cards with the  guys for the whole night.


neljapäev, 19. juuli 2012

Ready... Set... GO!

Plah-plah I know It's summer already and stuff, but I completely forgot to update here so I'll do it now. Better late than never!

So you all know this urban legend about Stockholm cruises? Actually I'm not quite sure if there is one but I believe you all understand what I'm talking about. Well this time it wasn't just a cruise, we visited some small towns and stayed there for two nights but the most interesting and basic events took place on the boat.

We weren't lucky enough to go with Ms Baltic Queen, which is my favorite ship but we went Ms Queen Victoria. It all went bad from the beginning. When I got the the central city, got off the buss and wanted to pull out the handle of my suitcase but it was stuck so I had to carry my almost 10kg heavy bag around the central city and I must say although we had a lot of fun with my friend over that, it still wasn't really cool and easy job.
We finally got to the boat took out all our alcohol and went on a tour around the boat. Everything was still the same so after buying some snack we went back to our cabin and started drinking. I started with a 1,5l cider. After fixing that we were all in a happy mood. Thanks to Baila, I still can't say out loud correctly desoksüribonukleiinhape (RNA pmst). We (most of were mine) came out with so silly rules that we all got a bit drunk really fast. Then we went on a tour again, cigarettes and stuff. We found out that Ants was on the sea! Who would have thought that, what ever it means. Well now it really means something to us. I had huge want to sing karaoke for the first time so we were going to the bar to check the time out when 3 guys heard us talking about it and the joined our conversation. The ended up inviting us to their cabin, which we finally did. We crab our alcohol, all that was left - I took my cherry vodka - and we crashed their party. We drank a lot.

About 11 o'clock we went to the bar where the karaoke was held. Some Finns were singing there - dahh! After some long minutes thinking of what we all should sing together we decided to go for I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing. But it turned out so that only two of us could go the stage - me and Biba. It was soo F*cking funny and BAD at the same time. Biba was laughing most of the time and I was trying not to so badly that my singing really suffer 'cause of that. And when we finished I just couldn't control myself and I started to laugh so badly that I was almost on the floor. And the someone told me that, Hey, cool down, teacher is here. So I cooled down, a bit. And the I went to second round with Mel singing ABBA's The Winner Takes It All. WHY?! After that we went back to the cabin and continued drinking.

 At about 1 o'clock we went the DISCO. Biba and Helis punched me in my face so I fell down and they didn't even realize! C'mon. But we all were dancing with someone. As there were 3 of us and also 3 guys so we had no problem. So we cruised between the cabin to take some refreshing drinks and disco. Helis found even some fourth guy who obviously liked her and they had a funny incident with Jenka, which was funny in my opinion but Helis doesn't agree with me. I'll stick to myself.
One of the guys was always telling me to kiss one of the guys so finally I broke and kissed him. Haha- funny. But I made it clear to him that this is this one time and nothing else and it was cool again.
And what come next? Dunno, ask somebody else, 'cause my memory fades. I just know that in the morning my vodka bottle was more than half empty and we all were so hungover that the bus trip was 4 hours of hell.

Oh yes,  there were some signs everywhere and Biba was drunk and all and took some of them down so we all had some nice Fiesta signs.

Drunkness: *****

teisipäev, 27. märts 2012

Sauni time

I used to have this supercool gang-bang with who I got drunk all the time and just did crazy stuff. Somehow we all fell apart and very rarely get together and drink till we drop.
Well sometime ago one of us invited people to her home to remind the times we had. We started early, like we always did, listened to music and watched all the videos we used to listen to and watch. I was quit drunk but some were very drunk. It was so f*cking good to see each other again and do the shit we used to be so good at.

Drunkness level: **
Quality of time: ******

teisipäev, 14. veebruar 2012

Über


Hola bonitas! I'm gonna skip some events and talk about one of my friends b'day party. That was some fucked up shit.
  So first of all the official part was held in Shahh Mat. I started with champagne and cigarettes. But I also had bought myself cider. As it was forbidden to drink your own stuff me and my friend went to the toilet. I was able to manage one 0,5 in like 3 min. Right after that I went to have a cigarette and you can all imagine what that could do. For some time I just enjoyed the people and music and also food. But the I got thirsty and so I went downstairs to drink another cider. As it was really cold there, i got rid of it again with some seconds and again cigarette right after and then back to the party. Quite soon I went to the toilet again with my friend where we drak her vodka and after singing to the birthday girl we went to Hell Hunt to have some tequila shots. 4 guys from our class were already there drinking and so we joined them. First round was only for me and Dags but right after that some boys joined and also Lotta. We stayed there for some while but then went back. Before that we drank my last cider and George broke my cigarette. We played some 8pool and soon was party over. Then started afterparty. First we went to Hell again and had some drinks?
Next stop was at Hullumaja. There we got ourselves a table and continued drinking. Boys took some vodka shots and one was shared with me. Then one dude got all of us tequila shots and that was all I needed. I was sitting next to one classmate but dunno why he left and then somehow I landed next to anohter guy. This is the turning point now. God only knows why but we started making out like some fucking rabbits. Yep. Even then it seemed so fucking funny to be.
I took some smoking breaks and talked to some people I dont't know and just laughet about the idea of me and that guy. But every time I went back in we continued were we had stoped. The security guard didn't actually like that because he told us many times to take a room and that is  not nice to sit on a table.
So finally we were asked to leave. One of us threw up under the table also so we thought that it is time. We went to that dudes place. On the way I fell atleast two times. It hurts now.
At the apartment that dude draged me to his room but  fortunately  I was smart enought to now my limits. So I went to the living room where two classmates were sitting, I had a cigarette and just sat there. But then one started to feel bad and moved to the toilet. I felt like I had to make up my small "mistake" so I sat in the bathroom with him and tried to get us a cab which happed at 5 in the morning. I think. But the door was closed so I had no idea how the fuck should we get out. But as I was able to get back my sober mind for a sec I found the keys and ran to the cab.

level of drunkness: *****

neljapäev, 5. jaanuar 2012

One by one


9. Dec - Telliskivi
Another friend turned 18. It feels like we all get shot one by one, you know, like in Harry Potter when Voldemort returns and people start to disappear and we all know that our time will come too. So this time Kert passed away.
  He threw a party with his friend and there where quite a lot of people. Before I got there I was so stressed 'cause my phone was ringing all the time, and I'm not joking, it was really stressful! When I got there with a bunch of classmates, I was so glad. As I didn't have my pack of L&M and bottle of alcohol with me yet, friends shared and everything was getting funny. But you probably know what happens when one of you drinks way too much - it pulls the mood down, because you have to take care of him/her and so one, the party isn't the same anymore. Although I didn't care much about that I still lost my appetite so when my drinks finally arrived I didn't want it anymore and the cigarettes - the first cigarettes I had bought over like almost 10 moths - didn't give me the satisfaction I had hoped for.
  BUT! The music was over everything. Live bands give some much to a party, who cares about some dance music mixes, real bands bring life. I think the best were ofc Pollox and the last band whose name I still don't know. I rocked quite hard and my neck was hurting like hell the next and also very next day.
  Overall I had a really fun night with friends and classmates, got to see some people I usually don't and that's the most important thing !

Level of drunkness: **

Terrible cause I am


Lets start with the fact - I'm a terrible blogger 'cause it is 2012 already but I've forgotten to write about some events that took place in November last year. You can throw me with vodka now.

But this is where I stoped:

26. Nov - LABOR
So as it happened I went to a economy conference and as it was a really cool thing and all the young businesspeople where actually cool and wanted to see the real Tallinn we took them to the Old Town. So yep, we ended up in Labor, again.
First we had a really awesome time at SkyPark, after that all the foreigners went to their hotel to change while me and Vici went to find a place to land. So we went to Labor, had some drinks, chilled with some people we know but then we were like why is here so few people and we left to look for another place. We went to Place but it wasn't a really nice place so we had no clue what to do next. So we went back to Labor. There were a bit more people than before. Still we managed to get a table and so we started. Soon some of our friends joined and then other conference people and BOOM - masses of people.
  So we danced and talked and danced. While I was having a smoke outside I saw my dear friend and I was like wow. So we had a drink together. I went back dancing. We had a circle of some of my friends and then one guy from the 12th and his friends. And I spotted a guy who almost seemed to be a nice one but as I wasn't there to hook up at all, a forgot about it and just danced and enjoyed myself. Still we changed some words and thoughts and also some common lines but as I was in my sneakers, jeans and t-shirt I still hadn't any plan of ending up with someone or stuff. So the point is that while I was just moving around he came to me like hey come sit down, lets talk. And so we talked. He really was nice.
 And this is how my night went on: dancing on the barrels, talking to him, drinking with conference boys from Sweden, Lithuania and so on, talking with his friends ( I really liked them too!) and some more dancing and drinking and talking. I also went out for some smoking breaks, once with him too, i guess. Finally I was feeling so sick 'cause of all the different shots and beer also, plus cigarettes. The guys where leaving and as we were going to the same direction I joined them and after they got to their taxi and one of them to Hesburger started I my walk ta grandma's place. And then holy bed and sleep for like 5 hours.

Level of drunkness: I have no fu'cking clue !

That was all from November but as the title of my last post says, I completely agree with it, so thank you November for so much alcohol and even new connections/friends !

kolmapäev, 30. november 2011

Wow November, you sure proved yourself.


November was hmm... super awesome. I didn't go to parties that much but the amount of alcohol I drank was something.

5. Nov:
My friend had her 18th birthday and so we were celebrating it at a place in the Old Town on the second floor of Hell Hunt. First it was quite decent but then we took shots and champagne and cocktails an so on and on. I had I really nice evening with my school and classmates. We did have a plan to go somewhere next but everybody disappeared so we all went home.

Level of drunkness: **

12. Nov: O-M-G What a night!
I went to theater with my class and as I was a bit depressed 'cause of some things I already bought one l cider. I was planning to drink it during the play but some why I didn't do that. After that me and some mates where looking for a place called Place. But before we where able to find it, we met 2 Irish guys on the street and they asked us for a pub or something. First we thought to take them to Suur-Karja but the we realized that Hell Hunt is much closer and as they refused to let us go before they had bought as beer. And so we stayed there. Two rounds of beer (3 for me) and 1 of cider and we (there were like 8 Estonians with me) we didn't have to pay anything for them. We had SO much fun 'cause they were really cool.Some of their friends joined us. One guy was completely hitting on me but I managed to get away and go for a smoke with one of the guys we met on the street. I really don't know how to spell his name. So we were smoking and talking. He wondered how can I have such a good British accent. Cool. But when we got bask upstairs my friends were gone. They were thrown out - haha. And as that guy who had been hitting on me before, became really annoying I decided to leave too. Shame

Next we went to Labor with friends. I was already pretty drunk. I started with tequila shots and then I drank my cider. On Irish guy started hitting on me, again. What the f*ck?! But I was able to get rid of him. So I was like one shot after another, I talked to people who I even don't like and with those I had never seen before. I managed to upset one of my tequila shot but the barman was so nice that he gave me another one. So I just got so drunk that I really wanted to throw up but as all the toilets were taken by other people, I had to swallow it down and go on with the party.

Finally I, Kristi and some guy who's name I don't remember anymore, decided to take a cab. I called one at least 3 times but I just wasn't able to find it. So we just sat into a cab and asked the driver to take as home. When Kristi left and me and that guy were alone at the back seat and have know idea why and how but we started to make out. We did that the whole way from Kadriorg to Viimsi which is like 15 km. Weird hah.

Next day I was feeling so sick, and the next day after that, and the very next day also. I think it wasn't because of alcohol but because I drank water from the sink of a toilet because I was hiccuping and I just couldn't make it stop. When I went fro a smoke I met some Belgium guy I do not remember at all, my friend told me about him but as I say:"What you don't remember, hasn't happened"

Level of drunkness: *****

I've got one party more to talk about but that will happen at he weekend or so.